30 Days of Night

Josh Hartnett, Melissa George

2007 Columbia Pictures


And there's a big OH YEAH DAT'S WHAT WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUT!

Yes, the ladies of the Gherulous household (wife, daughters, granddaughters) are all a-ga-ga over the "vegan" vampires of the Twilight fame "Oh Edward, he's SOOOOO HOT!!"

Now, I plug in this bad boy, and the men of the house say, "Now THIS is what vampires are like - vicious, cruel, malicious, mean, nasty, ugly, verminous, hateful . . ..

and THIS is how we deal with them - with guns, with axes to chop off their nasty heads (and yes, that includes the little bloodsucking 8 year old girl vampires too!) and HUGE ICE CHOPPING machinery to cut them in half!

Boo-YAH!

Sorry to all the 'tween girls (both in age and in spirit) out there who want to believe that vampires can be "sweet" if they just fall in love with the right human girl, but this movie tells it like it is . . . these vamps are hungry eating machines: there is nothing attractive or sexy about them, and there is only one possible future for them - total corporeal disintegration!

Oh, yeah, and by the way - the movie's gory as all get out. Bring a vomit bag.

Plot and acting take a back seat to the action, but then, I care not, because I believe I've made the main point very clear. Vampires are bad and should be eradicated!!!


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